Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
I'm interested in the prize. Compounding these fallacies won't do the trick - he's coming away with me.
:)
Dream on, Big L.
The prize always has sweet dreams with me. But he still gets nightmares when he thinks of the way he was kidnapped and taken to The Far Side. Here, prizey! See - he adores me.
You and Cris just love that second prize, doncha?
You and Cris just love that second prize, doncha?
Absolutely! We love to award it.
I'll have the prize in just a second.
I'll have it in just a micro-second.
There seems to be some misunderstanding here. You both talk as if there was a chance of gaining the prize. This is not so. It is mine, and I will not allow you to take it from me.
Well, that's an interesting theory, but I believe in reality. The prize is mine. Thank you all.
Your reality or the real thing?
The real thing is realty. That's where the sound investments are. The prize just may buy me a house. He's been hinting at that.
someone had a sense of humor when they named it 'real'ty :)
cos most of the times the prices are unreal!
and the marketing pitch can get surreal!
Marketing pitch is a very appropriate name, given that pitch is a black, sticky and smelly substance, used to conceal something that would otherwise be leaky!
Cris, that is definitely second prize you're flirting with. Only he would offer you false hope. MY prize is honest and loyal and knows its mumsy.
Leaky is a very appropriate name...I guess...
Glad to hear you're having fun with your version of second prize. Me, I'm sticking with the first prize. He knows he's happy with Papa.
You're givin' him to your father??
That pitch sounds like Dez's soup! :)
The prize and I are partners and we plan our business investments carefully. We won't allow paternal instincts to muddle our good sense.
Um, your business investment has just had a takeover. To me, prize!
:)
Sounds like a hostile takeover. You'll be hearing from my lawyers once the prize is in good hands again.
Could be a long wait then... :-)
Can't afford the lawyer fees for that long. Will have to send an evaniidae as my unmanned drone.
You can't send a divan through the post! Imagine the stamps! And how on earth would you wrap it? You're really quite silly, you are.
You wrap it in stamps of course! Simple solutions are so obvious!!!