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1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
1562. crisderaud20 October 2010, 1:42 GMT +02:00
You know Gesine, Dez shakes a pointy stick but I don't think anyone has actually showed her how to use it.
Don't be sending her any instructional YouTube videos or this entire site may not be safe!!
I know it is safe way up here at the top of the LOTP list. I can look down and see where everyone is at. :)
1564. xymonau20 October 2010, 10:25 GMT +02:00
I can show YOU how it's used, my little friend with the winning delusion. Hey, wait - that's everyone!
Macromouth, is you invizzible or sumfin?
Gesine, I don't know where my starches are, just where my pointy stick is.
1565. micromoth20 October 2010, 11:43 GMT +02:00
I'm a bit worried about Gesine indicating she will bare her starches. Is this what pointy sticks are intended to defend against?
@1564 I'm not invisible; I'm sumfin else.
;-)
1567. micromoth20 October 2010, 16:29 GMT +02:00
...But not in the countryside or buzzing round the lights.
1568. crisderaud21 October 2010, 5:43 GMT +02:00
I may look like I'm below you on the page, but I am actually above you on the list.
I want to make sure I stay visible without being the target for a pointy stick!
1569. xymonau21 October 2010, 10:32 GMT +02:00
You have a bullseye painted on your bottom, and my aim is true.
1570. crisderaud21 October 2010, 16:35 GMT +02:00
You could see me from the bottom in the last post. But now the target is well hid as I am sitting on it in the winner's chair.
1572. xymonau22 October 2010, 10:50 GMT +02:00
That winner's chair is made for my dainty bottom, not your dainty bottom. Move it or lose it! Macromouth, you do well to stand away from the winner's chair. It is not for you.
1573. micromoth22 October 2010, 11:19 GMT +02:00
Oh yes it is! And I have my Acme patent anti-pointy-stick armour on.
Even if it does make flying tricky.
:-b
1574. xymonau22 October 2010, 13:11 GMT +02:00
I'm sorry. I thought you said you had acne. I assumed it was on your bottom. No wonder you can't sit down. Get down off the shed roof, and take off the towel cape. You aren't superman, and you can't fly.
1575. micromoth22 October 2010, 14:39 GMT +02:00
That reminds me of the limerick that goes:
There was a young fellow called Scott
Who had an unusual spot
It wouldn't be fair
To say quite where,
But he didn't sit down a lot.
Happily that doesn't apply to me at all, so here I am sitting once again on the winner's chair. Sorry Dez, fair's fair and all that; you put up a good contest, but - I'm the winner.
:)
1576. crisderaud22 October 2010, 16:01 GMT +02:00
I like to keep my desk close to the winners chair. There, I can keep the records of all of those who have tried and failed.
Ah! Here I have the file of a talking insect and a woman shaking a pointy stick at the bovine pulling her bullock dray.
1577. micromoth22 October 2010, 17:17 GMT +02:00
You're welcome to keep your desk close to where I sit in the winner's chair. Who are all these people who have tried and failed, apart from that lady with the pointy stick? Beware - keep your armour on.
1578. crisderaud22 October 2010, 17:33 GMT +02:00
Here's another file of someone who bares their staunches to no avail.
1579. gesinek22 October 2010, 18:18 GMT +02:00
So, it toke one day to clean my pointy stick from all the cods and bats. But now it works again.
Blim... Winner :)
1581. crisderaud23 October 2010, 0:27 GMT +02:00
I take it that she has announced her own position as now she wields her own stick. (which I think is just a Halloween prop to tell you the truth)
1584. xymonau23 October 2010, 5:18 GMT +02:00
To pick on mercilessly like the rest of us. That Cris is a meanie! LOL
1585. crisderaud23 October 2010, 6:17 GMT +02:00
Like you pick on Jim for gosh sake! All Jim wants is to be nice to you and to be in the winning position like I am now. :)
