Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Bet you a fiver that I'm a tenor. I have a magnificent voice. I'm afraid it's you that is disqualified.
Yes, disqualified from further attempts to win the prize I have already won.
here is the WINNER,
karen is the WINNER,
she is the winner, oh yes, the winnnnnnneeeerrrrrrrrrr, the winner karen is!
thats they way yous do it!
(whistles a happy tune)
Can't sing a note that wee lassie. Pitiful, it is! Still, she's happy in her fantasy, and who am I to crush her?
As for my little pop culture friend - well, she's no winner in this game OR lyric writing!
I haven't come second. I was passing you.
Only 'cos you're going in the wrong direction. I'm the winner, tra la lee!
your right dez i cant sing a note, bit flat, but hey after a few drinks i sound brilliant, lol,
x factor here i come, but first, eh or last i mean, i win!
In another dimension, perhaps. Ever seen what they do to wallets? That's why you're not allowed near the munny that I won.
I've never seen what other dimensions do to wallets. Except shrink their contents. But fortunately the prize is mine!
look moth, theres a pretty bright lite,
dez, look, over there, someones lighting a barbie,
i wins, victory is soooooooooooooo sshweet!
For shame, Karen! You stereotype people. Now, back to your haggis while I carry off the winnings.
Ha! I have taken the haggis in which Karen hid the money. All Dez has in her swagbag is haggis stuffing. Enough to make any beastie sleekit, cowerin' and tim'rous.
I didn't know you could speak Greek! Clever boy. Now unhand those intestines or I'll be adding yours to the recipe. I win.
Er...I have the prize, not the intestines. There's a clear difference - money comes in banknotes made of special paper (and I have lots!), whereas intestines... never mind, just look in your swagbag and you'll see. Lol!
As my grandma said: Don't play with food. Even though with haggis I think we can make an exeption... But anyhow I win, cause I don't get in touch with something like - haggis!
Tch tch! Robbie Burns would be most upset. So no win for you!
THAT Robbie who created 'Auld Lang Syne'?? He liked haggis? Hmmmh but I like that song and therefore I win.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Lalaa lala lalaa lala lalalaa lala lala