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Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
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"Tzzz"??? Is that your raygun?
I'd beware what your little green men from outer space bring you, if I was you. Best get your tinfoil hat on quick!
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Shopping??!! I like it. Can you borrow me your credit cart? I'm a little bit hard up at the moment.
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Chintzy moth you are. So I have to work more and more and more - do you really want that?
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No, of course not Gesine. Why, I think you should have a day off at least once a month. ;-)
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Whether she needs it or not, right?
Well, fellow gargleblasters, The Winner is back, and you may all leave.
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Why, thank you Dez. I'll receive my Winner's trophy now, thanks. Not sure where you're leaving for, but have a nice time.
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Well, can you remember that little funny thing on my shoulder?? Look straight on my avatar picture... What could it be?? Yes you're right it's a prize.
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Gesine, we all know you PURCHASED that prize from the toy store. It looks nothing like my little angel sweet prize. I have the real one, he refuses to leave, citing mental cruelty by yourself and a certain unnamed moth, not to mention the old boy who runs around with women in scanty clothing. Truly, I have to protect him from all of you.
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Yes you're right, it's only a copy, but... at the world championchips at soccer or what ever they give away only a copy of the prize cause it's too dangerous, someone could rob the worthy thing. I know where the treasure is.
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Well, the wallet of a moff is hardly bigger than a flea. Oh, dear! Those ARE fleas! Ahem...cough...
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You're coughing up fleas?!? Best see a doc immediately. Make sure you get one that's up to scratch!
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boom - boom! LOL
It was a ladylike cough, made in lieu of a gasp of horror, as I saw the little critters crawling all over you. Have you heard of soap and water?
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Yes, I have heard of soap and water, and I'll introduce them to you sometime. It's amazing what they haven't caught up with in the wilds of Oz yet... Dear me!
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Well, the Wild Things hopping all over you may have heard of them also, but obviously have never encountered them. Just like your good self. Have a cup of tea, build your courage, and twist those things on the bathroom wall. They're called "taps", and you're going to get a big surprise!
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Don't be daft, all Brits know what taps are for - where do you think the ale comes out from in our pubs?
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According to the reports I've heard, it comes out of the thing with the push button.