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Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
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Oh, I'm sure I don't want to know this, but tell me, anyway...
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No,,you dont really want to know,,,it wasn't my fault....
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It wasn't me, i wasn't there, i was at a friends house all night...
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Ha, what is said in court is taken as the truth as it is said on oath, The papers will print anything as long as its a story, What i say is,,,Today's news,,,Tomorrows chip papers!!!
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Please don't tell me my friend Rupert is a fibber. You will smash my illusions.
Plus, I sawed the photers. It was you, all right!
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A REEL man woodent wear 'em, wood he? Not to menshun yer little weeny white gloves! Is you currently bein' dressed by yer muvver?
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Them is drivin gloves, all the bestest drivers wear um, you juss jellous cuz you aint got none ,,you aint got none ,,,,
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Oh, I do SO got gloves. Yeller rubber ones. They looks much betterer than yours, 'n all! But I don't got blue rompers. I has more selluf respeck.
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Huh,,,,them are four woshing up wiv, and they makes your hands sweat an smell like a skunks bum,,You can av um too mrs, welcome two um you is.
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Bein' as 'ow you are so familiar wif skunks' bums - an' I am afraid to hask 'ow! - then you will unnerstans why I duzzent like YOUR gloves, eiver.
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Huh, mines are breefable silly, only the best four me, i can wear um in full son and me hands stay as cool as a cucumber ,,,smell um,,,go on smell um,,, SNIFFFFF! sweet as roses...
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All eye can say is roses mussent smell the same as 'ere, cause they stinks to high heaven, they does! Like old sneakers - wet ones.
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No,,no,no i smells lovely, hafter shave and talcum powder mmmmm!