Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Good lad. Now if only we can get you off the booze, you'll be perfect!
Well,,,,Get a chair and sit yourself down cause i dont booze, which of course means i is perfect, yes, thats what i sed perfect, dont booze,dont smoke, dont swear on blaaady sundays,,,Yeah thats me,,Mr Blaaady perfect..
I'm gobsmacked! I finally found someone almost as perfect as me.
Almost,,,but not quite hey!
Well, you're a much beter pitcher-taker than me, but I'm better at everything else. Probably.
your a very gud pitcher taker too, and you probably are better at everything helse..
I can't tap dance. I keeps fallin' off. Boom boom!
I cant say i,m wrong, because it wouldn't be right :O)
Right.
zactly,
You can't even speechify, can you? It's KERzactly, you big ignorpotamus.
WELL I NEVER SAID HINGLISH did i mrs...
No, that's true. I humpologise. Mebbe I could teach yew how to speechify. 50P a session - mate's rates. Yew could end up torkin like me!
Hummm, whats that through the exchange rates! ?
Well, it's 50P 'cause that's your munny, aint it? WE has dollers.
Is that 50p for the corse or a lesson? an do it inclued a cup a tea and biscuit?
Oh, that's hextra. Tea, two sugars an' milk is 10P. Bikskits is luxury an' subject to tax, so they is 2 for a pound.
Well thats out of my reeech a pound,,,phhh, cant remumber the last tyme i add a pound in me pokket..I ,LL have two save up four a weaK or too first ok..
You aint too bright, is you? Bring a cut lunch, boyo!
Bright,,About 5W cheeky gurl yoo iz, .. :O)
Jimbo started this topic, but I guess we have stoled it. I hope he is well. I miss him an' his little frocks.
Its OK dezzie, Jimbo's a scouser he knows all bout stealing, tell you now, he wont mind at all, he'll be glad we kept it going, he's probably down the docks looking for next years new frocks!
I'd heard that about him, but I was too much of a lady to say. But you're not too much of a lady, hey?
No,,not last time i looked! :O)