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Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
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Don't lie. Your Mam has the teefs those days. She chews 'em off. Only food you giver her on washin' day. For shame!
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(Sharp intakes of breath) DEZZIE! you iz indeed in a hinsalting mood twoday aint yoo, Ive got hard gums for your himformation Mrs.
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Prove it. Bite these. *offers particularly offensive ingrown toenails*
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If i can bite knots outta ropes with me gums them will bee mere pork scratchings to my power gums :O)
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I can tell when your nose twitches and your left eyebrow rises just a smidgen, gives you away every time :O)
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Bewitched? She used to wiggle her nose?
I hain't compulsive. Hyme Hobsessed.
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Ha ha,,,I remember bewitched now you mention it, Makes me think, where have all the good TV programs gone??
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I don't know. I gave up television when I didn't have an aerial. I watched some in Brisbane on cable. Very depressing. One about a baby elephant and a sheep who were the best of friends, but the elephant - Tembo - died (a documentary) - and I cried and cried.
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Its only nature init, you dont cry over things like that, you only crys if the sheep eats Tembo and then poo's on his carcass that would be sad woodentit :O(
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Yeah, butcha can't really tapdance well at all, hey, Mikey? Not on them unspeakable feets.
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Me shoe's dance on their own when i take um off, juss like the film Pinocchio...
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An' that nose of yours has pinned many a hinnocent person to the wall, hey?
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Yoo iz juss sow cheeky, eye ardly hever tell porky pie's and thats as true as im riding the Elephanty